Dating Tip #1 – If you are on your first date never mention that you live with your mother. Most women think that men that live with their mothers need a lot of looking after, and most young women today just aren’t as interested in dating men that aren’t independent.
Dating Tip #2 – Never keep your date waiting long, but never be too early either. If you are too late for your date then he or she will think that you are pretty disorganized. If you are too early then you will seem too keen. Try to be on time as your date will know you are interested.
Dating Tip #3 – Always dress to impress but never wear anything too sleazy if you are a women or too draggy if you are a man. Thongs should never be worn on a date for men, unless you are going to the beach.
Dating Tip #4 – If you can’t remember the last time you got laid, then it is time to try online dating. Online dating can really help you with getting started in the dating game. All you need to do is create a profile and start searching for your perfect match.
Dating Tip #5 – Always remember to take your wallet and some money, these days most bills are split and you can’t expect him to pay for all of it. On first dates, it is kind of expected that the bill will be split, unless you are dating an old fashioned kind of girl then she will expect you to open the car door and walk her to her door at the end of the evening.
Dating Tip #6 – Always laugh at your date’s jokes, even if they are not funny. If your date makes a joke, then there is nothing worse than no one laughing to it. Always give a little giggle even if the joke is lame.
Dating Tip #7 – Never take duct tape and rope with you on your first date. You don’t want to put your prospective date off, so never expose too many of your secrets upfront. Keep some things discreet until you know each other better.
Dating Tip #8 – If someone flirts with you online, always respond even if they don’t fit your profile it is polite to say ‘No thanks’. There is nothing worse than when you a flirting with a prospective date and they never respond. Therefore, do the same and respond to all online flirts and kisses.
Dating Tip #9 – If you are serious about online dating then don’t make up fake information your profile. If you do find some one you are into then, you are not going to be able to fool them for too long.
Dating Tip #10 – Never wear really tight clothing. If you do get lucky then you want to remove your clothing as quickly as possibly. Also, if you wear really tight jeans you might get indigestion from your meal and you can’t just unbutton and expect to let your tummy hang out.
Dating Tip #11 – Never wear too much perfume. Most guys can’t stand the smell of women’s over-powering perfumes so always go light on and always stay away from spraying it all of you.
Tip #12 – Never wear dirty underwear on any of your dates. Ever!!!
Tip #13 – Never order anything with garlic or onion on your first date. If you manage to get the goodnight kiss you don’t want to leave an after taste on your date.
Tip #14 – Don’t expect too much too quickly or don’t jump in bed on the first date unless you just want to get laid.
Tip #15 – Never drink too much on your first date. You don’t want to be slurring your words or do something stupid like strip off and start dancing on the bar.